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(My sister and I have just returned from prom. The theme was meant to be classy, but it seemed the school fell short.)
Me: “Hey, bro, guess what our prom theme was?”
Brother: *rolling his eyes* Give me a hint.”
(I pull out my gift bag, which has a picture of a white suit on it, then start pulling out what’s inside: a regular drinking glass, a pair of shutter shades, and some Mardi Gras beads.)
Brother: “Umm… Psy?”
Me: *with a straight face* “007.”
(Neither of us could control our laughter!)